History of “Smokey Steve-Ohs!....now with Cigarettes!”

In 2007, following the success of Steve-Ohs with Giant Marshmallows, Steve-Ohs introduced Steve-Ohs Cigarette Cereal, which was the traditional Steve-Ohs cereal, with cigarettes added into the product.

The product, “Smokey Steve-Ohs!” was extensively lab-tested, and the results of the majority of the studies proved that the Russian people would enjoy eating their morning cereal with a cigarette.

Within a week of the release of the cereal in the Russian city of Marshmelofski, it became apparent that the inclusion of cigarettes into the product was a terrible marketing decision. Many children and some adults consumed the cereal and the cigarettes in a single motion, causing severe gastric complications, and in some cases, projectile vomiting.

The Steve-Ohs! family of companies would like to take this opportunity to publically apologize to the Russian people for this innocent mistake.

Please look for our NEW crossover cereal, Steve-Ohs! with Herring! It’s the breakfast cereal with carmel-clusters of pickled herring chunks! It’s the newest way you too can STAY CRUNCHY!!